Law School Dad

List of creature comforts I will be bidding farewell to on August 24:

1. Water cooler. If you've tasted New Jersey tap water, you'll know what I mean
2. Office as sanctuary (no kids banging on door)
3. Free milk and caffeinated beverages
   
4. Free stationery (though it occurs to me, how many pens would I have gone through in the last 4.5 years? 2 perhaps?)
5. Cheap soda (we have a vending machine that dispenses cans of soft drink for 20 cents - takes me back to my primary school days)
6. DIRECT DEPOSIT!
7. Nightly garbage removal (amazing how much rubbish a 9-5 stint in an 8 by 8 room can generate)
   

and did I mention... PAYCHECKS?